The explanation of how false this is here.

1. Maarten Stekelenburg/Petr Cech.

The world of football hungered for new names. Petr Cech was already ringing in the ears of everyone who wanted to know about new and great goalkeepers. Maarten Stekelenburg was still a bit shadowed by Edwin van der Sar.
Though, at the casting for that ad about goalkeeping, ( Read more... )

Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Gary Neville/David Beckham.
Disclaimer: Although obviously inspired by the recent testimonial, the rest is part of my twisted mind. I definitely don't think Gaz and Becks celebrated their reencounter like this.
Summary: Told you. Fluff when David Beckham and Gary Neville share the pitch once again.

Oh yeah, we meet again
It's ( Read more... )

Rating: From PG to R.
Pairing: Several, all from Manchester United.
Disclaimer: Sure as hell I don't own all these lads. I'd have a harem. Oh, and I tried to look for the most accurate team sheets of those years.
Summary: Why do all Manchester United players go to Real Madrid, leaving broken hearts behind?
Special thanks: To a college friend, who ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: You already know this is pure falsehood, right? Part 3 here.
Summary: Meet Rio Ferdinand and Ruud van Nistelrooy in this band!AU.

Rio Ferdinand, bassist extraordinaire, had just finished recording with the new German pop duo that was going to drive girls crazy: Blonde Kicks, a duo of friends who would surely become the new Everly Brothers ( Read more... )